DL on Monday's Anti-Blog

Loud girl.

Much to the disappointment of all of my readers, there was nothing of note to say about loud girl. She was obnoxious as always, but this time she wasn't picking on me. She was picking on someone else. It was a nice change. I didn't have the energy to get excited and annoyed with her so I let it go. She told me to touch her leg though, and that was very strange. I don't get these people. They are weird. She had a rash around the circumference of her leg and then a warm-to-the-touch spot on her inner knee. I said, "You have a rash." She said, "I know, I get it from my hooker boots." 'That explains a lot' I thought to myself. I then asked her if she had gout. She ignored my question. Maybe she doesn't know what gout is.

One of the other guards though, came up to me and said, "I feel so skinny!" I was like, "Mmmhmm." What? I don't get the question...or exclamation in this situation. She explained to me that she had come in and swam for an hour that day and now her hip bones were, "Right here!" As she pulled up the side of her swimming suit. Really? I mean you put in one hour of exercise and all of the sudden you're skinny? I don't get it. I've exercised for over 13 hours before straight and burned 10,000+ calories and didn't feel that much skinnier than when I started.

Weird. I'm ready to be done with these people now.