Monday, December 1, 2008

Overheard at Dinner


Me: Mule wants to know what he can do to pay for his hotel fee this weekend.

BoySmile: *pause* Tell him not to Shart his pants.

The kid: What does that word mean? *long pause with look of contemplation* Shart? Why would Mule Shart his pants?

Me: Nice.

This was followed up with a talk about words to say and words not to say at Kindergarten. Shart being on the not-to-say list. Followed closely by crap, crappies, or any form of crap that is used.

Let's just say Family Circle will not be knocking on our door anytime soon for the Parent of the Year award.

1 comments:

Mule said...

:-)

This brought the biggest grin to my face you don't even know. Oh how quickly they grow up.

I accidentally used a word that was "on the list" around my niece... it was one of those moments where she was smart enough to know by the look on everyone's faces (except me of course) that it was "on the list" and for the next 10 minutes... i heard that word and every variant of it bellowed from her much to her enjoyment. :-)

I'll put the muzzle on before you pick me up i promise!

P.S. I'm going to address everyone by their blog name this week(end) I've decided. This should be fun!