Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Things that go bump in the night

It was dark. I didn't know until it was too late. My foot brushed something hairy. I heard a falling sound over and over and over again.

I kicked my mom's dog down the stairs....on accident. He's deaf so he probably didn't even see it coming. It wasn't a hard kick, just a little nudge with the foot while he was sitting at the top of the stairs. Poor guy. I petted him afterwards even though his breath smells like an outhouse. Poor deaf toothless dog.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I still think this is probably one of the funniest stories ever.