Qwelf

In one night I:

1) Sang Old McDonald Had a Farm inserting every immediate family members name and sound that they would make in for the verses.
2) Held my brothers hand.
3) Observed as my boyfriend held my brother's hand.
4) Adjusted my boy privates area and acted like a truck driver.
5) Tried to chest butt my fiance.
6) Sat on my hands until they fell asleep.
7) Ate cheese and crackers off my plate my licking them, because I was sitting on my hands.
8) Said, "I have you now!" Every time someone looked me in the eye.

All of this might make more sense if I drank copious amounts of alcohol. Nope. I'm just strange like that.