"It's been a long time since I've been hit on." Came the words from my friend driving the car. Yes, long ago were the days where you would have boys pull up next to you and try to get your attention. Apparently though, tonight was our lucky night. Boys in a minivan cruising for chicks. Boy were we some lucky girls. They were trying to get our attention for about two or three stop lights, waving out the windows, motioning to to roll down your window so they can talk, gesturing, motioning, waving, yelling, doing whatever they need to do.
We smiled and continued to stare straight ahead at the light. Then out the window of the minivan as we start pulling away from the light comes an ass. I don't mean the kind that was on Noah's ark. We happened to see this ass pop out at least two times, once while sitting still at a stop light. Now I'm not an expert, but I have had my fair share of mooning people back in the day and I don't believe the correct strategy to do is to have it hanging out while sitting still. It's usually a drive by of sorts....either you're driving by in a vehicle....or you can be the one standing still and they are driving by you (this is most often safe with school buses of children because they are less likely to pull over to have a chat with you, not that I've ever done this *ahem*). It also doesn't seem like the best strategy to get a girl to want to talk to you. Maybe they were offended that we didn't roll down the window to talk to them. Maybe that actually think that that hairy part of their body is attractive (I could tell them otherwise after tonight if they were to ask). Maybe they are just extremely bored and needing some attention from two extremely hot girls. HA! I'm funny.
It was nice to know that we, in our older age, can still bring the 17-year-old boys to the yard. The worst part about the whole scenario is when you have to turn around to the back seat and say to the 2-year-old and 5-year-old sitting back there, "Don't look out the left window right now. It's not a pretty picture."
Seriously boys, pick some girls to cruise for who don't have their children with them. We're not your type. Trust me.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Eh?(double)S
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Poor Madison, scarred for life. ;) haha.
I'll admit it, I'm not a fan of teenagers. Probably because they make me feel old. how sad. ;)
You deleted your other blog. I was going to say that a friend and I had a discussion about that very topic just recently (minus the scary music video). We also discussed it in my less than favorite Nietzsche class (sorry to the 1 fan of his) on the last day during which my attention was actually captured for the whole 2.5 hours. amazing! :)
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