True story.
Once I had a friend who stayed at a cheap hotel on his way back from somewhere (I don't remember where). When he opened up the bed, there were long strands of dark head hair still in the sheets. He being the not-germaphobe that he was, still slept there. He realized later that that was a mistake because he did in fact contract crabs from his night at the hotel. To make it worse, he came home and accidentally shared his new disease with his unknowing girlfriend.
Moral of the story: Don't stay in cheap crab-infested hotels. They don't wash the top bedding you know. (trigirl82 can attest to this right?)
And now for your humor, in true fashion, I YouTubed for my point. Enjoy.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Chlamydagonhaciphacrabulice
Posted by honestgrl at 8:42 PM
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You had a "friend" eh? Hmm.. If that's the story you want to tell, Ok.
Nice song. You should have it as your profile song on Myspace. How many people do you honestly think would catch the words? haha.
Oh, and for the record- the only thing I can attest to are the linens in Hotels. Not actually getting or having crabs. FYI.
So, don't use the top blanket in Hotels. It may be different other places, but where I worked they only washed the blanket/bedspread once a week.. and it wasn't a cheap hotel either, btw. Healthy.. "The More You know". Bing bong boom.
That is so sick. I can't believe you are pregnant and it doesnt gross you out to think about this. I couldnt watch the video, it was too gross. Remember the std poster we had at UCA? THAT was so gross! My stomach is a lot weaker now than it was then.
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